Dinosaurs With Guns

covet · Post by **covet** » 20 Aug 2007 05:56 pm

Spivsy · Post by **Spivsy** » 20 Aug 2007 06:00 pm

That's EXACTLY what I've been telling all the people who say it's stupid!

A DINOSAUR WITH A GUN IS THE COOLEST THING EVER.

Post by **dandelions** » 20 Aug 2007 06:35 pm

This is possibly the best news I've heard all day. It's just...wonderful. The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.

Officer 1BDI · Post by **Officer 1BDI** » 20 Aug 2007 06:55 pm

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That is the greatest thing I think I have ever heard. I mean, on the surface, it does sound pretty stupid. BUT, if they do this right (and that will not be easy to do), I think this could seriously be a great movie experience.

Plus, the idea of seeing a pack of armed raptors seeking revenge for their JP1 counterparts makes me giggle.

dandelions wrote: The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.

...Well, there you go. Also: WTF?!

Twofold Black · Post by **Twofold Black** » 20 Aug 2007 06:57 pm

God, I wish they could bring Samuel L. Jackson back for this one. That would make it not merely awesome but <i>perfect</i>.

Fullmetal Dragon · Post by **Fullmetal Dragon** » 20 Aug 2007 08:23 pm

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Oh my dear lord. That is pretty much all I have to say about that.

Also: Dinosaurs for Hire = Great game. Ahh, memories.

Jessi · Post by **Jessi** » 20 Aug 2007 11:00 pm

Twofold Black wrote:God, I wish they could bring Samuel L. Jackson back for this one. That would make it not merely awesome but <i>perfect</i>.

I have had it with these motherfucking guns on these motherfucking dinosaurs!!

..i think that's all I have to say on the subject >_>

Monkeyguy · Post by **Monkeyguy** » 20 Aug 2007 11:08 pm

I'm not sure what to think. I hope that it's going to be good, because I really liked the first movie and the others were okay. I'm worried though.

Cranberry · Post by **Cranberry** » 21 Aug 2007 01:33 am

dandelions wrote:This is possibly the best news I've heard all day. It's just...wonderful. The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.

At least the "killer dolphins" probably aren't real. If there were smart dinos capable of actually holding and shooting a gun, though, I've no doubt they'd all be conscripted!

This movie is going to be so bad (that's actually a good thing). I can't wait.

Ailiel · Post by **Ailiel** » 21 Aug 2007 02:18 am

I'm going to stand up and say "No! That sucks!" Sorry, but you can't take the most ridiculous idea ever, ACTUALLY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT IT, and then have it be great. Snakes on a plane, haha yeah funny, but I really don't want to ACTUALLY waste my time watching that actually flushed out in a 1-2 hour long movie. Same with dinosaurs with guns.

Nothing could ever be as good as the first one, I guess. I don't know why but they haven't managed to come even close with the sequels. But this is taking it way too far in the opposite camp direction.

So I say, steer this ship back on course! Deserted jungle island, original cast, dinos. But in a good way.

Monkeyguy · Post by **Monkeyguy** » 21 Aug 2007 02:40 am

I'm hoping that by "carry" they mean "wear with some type of harness" otherwise the plausibility factor goes out the window.

Teragram · Post by **Teragram** » 21 Aug 2007 04:14 am

My first thought, weirdly enough, was, "Calvin would love this!" The weird part being, of course, that I am not speaking about any Calvin I actally know, but instead the one of Calvin & Hobbes.

Madge · Post by **Madge** » 21 Aug 2007 12:19 pm

I think it could be awesome, but it could be crap - I mean, raptors don't NEED guns. They are damn powerful anyway!

However, the sequels to JP1 have all been really lame. If they had followed the book for JP2, they would have had a much better movie. None of this T-Rex in the USA shit.

nanabobo567 · Post by **nanabobo567** » 21 Aug 2007 12:21 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I also thought, "The first was a stretch, the second was completely altered, there was no third, and now all plausibility has just gone shooting from reality like it was blown from an AK47 held by a Carnotaurus." No doubt dinosaurs wielding guns is interesting, but not the kind of thing suited for Jurassic Park. Maybe a spin-off.

Madge · Post by **Madge** » 21 Aug 2007 12:31 pm

the JP movies may be good in their own little niche, especially if it is the "lol dinosaurs with guns!" niche. However, they are nothing like the intelligent, thought-provoking, well-written, scientifically plausible books. The best thing about the first JP movie was it got me to read the book.

(I mean, c'mon, in the book, Nedry dies holding his own intestines. That is something Hollywood can't give you!)

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