Scorchio Day stuff! Ew.

[Fjorab_Teke]

PS: What is that last shopkeeper meant to be doing, anyway?

I have no idea, it's so flat looking, maybe it died after seeing the art of the other things in this post.

Not likely, given that it looks as though it died with a smile on its face.

I think it ROFL'ed to death.

The Faerie-ish one doesn't bother me as much, though the bottom wing is really odd-looking, and the shading is minimal otherwise. I'm more amused than dismayed by the "outdated style" and "Scorchios aren't fat enough" of these, but then again Scorchio Day isn't anything I'm specifically looking forward to or expecting anything exciting from. *shrugs*

[nanabobo567]

I'm pretty sure a part of me just shriveled. There's no word to describe my loathing. There's almost no shading whatsoever. That thing in the armor... Until someone mentioned it being a Mutant Scorchio, I hadn't noticed. The caption contest... It's awful. They said over a year ago Scorchios would get a revamp. Well, guess what? I'm going to go find something to break. Preferably Neopets artist-shaped.

[Buttersauce]

It's craptastic, but still better than what I can do.

[iamthelastunicorn]

This must be a joke. I think that a scorchio revamp is on the way and they are uploading those awful images so that, if the revamp isn't *great*, we at least consider it an improvement.

[Trick]

We're not impressed ;__;

[checkers]

--- I like the Shenkuu Faerie one =/ but the rest are crap.

[nanabobo567]

I hadn't noticed, but the shiRt on that Scorchio is actually pretty nice looking. The Scorchio itself detracts from that, with the crumply wings, un-shading, and altogether lumpiness, but the shirt's really nice.
The next time I make a typo like that, tell me about it sooner! >.<

[Crystal Firefly]

I really hope they compensate this with a pet redraw (with better artists of course). I've been waiting for some nice Scorchio's for ages.

[adi_gallia]

This must be a joke. I think that a scorchio revamp is on the way and they are uploading those awful images so that, if the revamp isn't *great*, we at least consider it an improvement.

I think you could be on to something, it's not like they haven't done something similar before. (Old Darigan Kacheek and Poogle, were they intentional jokes?) I mean, they could be planning a revamp and they don't want the help sites to see what they will look like.

It could be wishful thinking, but I need to come up with an idea to stop myself thinking TNT are crazy.

[zebru]

I think you are giving TNT to much credit My bet it these shopkeepers are staying and scorchio gets a bland colourfil plus ice/robot/halloween - my bet is on robot. No redraw.

[roger9614462]

I think the Blumaroo of the CC is not that bad..... But except of that, !!

[Fjorab_Teke]

I hadn't noticed, but the shit on that Scorchio is actually pretty nice looking.

That's a great typo! When I read through the rest of your post, I figured out what you meant.

[Huggles]

Teehee. I thought about editing it, but I am not one to abuse my powahs.

I hadn't even considered robot. That makes me sad. I still have no idea what to turn 4 into. I really want her to be a bipedal robot, but the only robot aside from the ixi I like is the pteri and we're slowly running out of pets to robotize. McDammits. Now I'm concerned.

[Kantark]

I was thinking that the Faerie Scorchio (c/w 'shit' ) was the only passable one there, then realised there's something decidedly wrong with its left wing, which seems to be on top of its shoulder. And the colours don't go. Otherwise, it's fine

[kerg]

Wow, these are complete and utter crap. The caption contest isn't even shaded! I llke Scorchios, I have one, and I was hoping for a revamp this year. But if it looks anythng like this, I think I'll scream. Please, please be a joke.