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Is it sad that my first reaction was "Poor hedgehog!" and THEN I went to thinking about how painful hedgehog assault would be?
Man Throws Hedgehog at Teenager
Man Throws Hedgehog at Teenager
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Re: Man Throws Hedgehog at Teenager
That was my reaction too.Illuen wrote:Is it sad that my first reaction was "Poor hedgehog!" and THEN I went to thinking about how painful hedgehog assault would be?
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Well, the hedgehog did die so "poor hedgehog" is probably justified
I love the line from the BBC - "The police spokesman said the suspect was arrested "for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog.""
I love the line from the BBC - "The police spokesman said the suspect was arrested "for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog.""
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Re: Man Throws Hedgehog at Teenager
First thought I had was "poor hedgehog", too. Forget the kid, he probably deserved it.
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For what, the heinous crime of being a teenager?nanabobo567 wrote:Forget the kid, he probably deserved it.
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Re: Man Throws Hedgehog at Teenager
Here's my three scenarios:
1. The guy was bored (or drunk) and thought, "Hey, look! A hedgehog! I'm gonna throw it at that kid!"
2. The kid pissed him off - maybe, the kid threw the hedgehog at him first and then the guy threw it back!
3. They were watching way too much "Jackass" and decided to do their own stunt titled, "Hedgehog Dodgeball".
WHO KNOWS?!
It's a good thing the kid wasn't seriously injured or else this story wouldn't be nearly as funny. And it'd be 100x more funny if the hedgehog didn't die. Well, the story said they didn't know of the hedgehog's condition at the time of the attack. Maybe it was already dead. :: Poor hedgehog.
1. The guy was bored (or drunk) and thought, "Hey, look! A hedgehog! I'm gonna throw it at that kid!"
2. The kid pissed him off - maybe, the kid threw the hedgehog at him first and then the guy threw it back!
3. They were watching way too much "Jackass" and decided to do their own stunt titled, "Hedgehog Dodgeball".
WHO KNOWS?!
It's a good thing the kid wasn't seriously injured or else this story wouldn't be nearly as funny. And it'd be 100x more funny if the hedgehog didn't die. Well, the story said they didn't know of the hedgehog's condition at the time of the attack. Maybe it was already dead. :: Poor hedgehog.
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