Neocolours

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:25 am**

<a href ="http://neocolours.me.uk/viewclrs.php?co ... n_baby.gif[/img]</a>

This interesting creature was apparently discovered, beating its head on a nearby rock, by DarkAngel of Neolodge. Made with 100% farm fed yeti fur and authentic wookie feet. Brought to you by WTF? Inc.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:29 am**

Meh. The head is too big, why would it need a horn and it's features just don't fit together. 1/10

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:33 am**

Ugly. That's it. No other words for it.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:34 am**

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... I kind of love it. While at the same time being aware that I should not, because it doesn't deserve it. The colors are just not good, the anatomy in the defended pose is so bizarre it actually makes me kind of angry, and the mane is poorly drawn all around ... and yet. I don't want one, but there's something about it.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:37 am**

I just can't stop staring at it... it shouldn't exist at all, and there it is... stunningly hidious... I don't think I've ever seen anything so grossly enchanting. Can't believe it's an actual neopet *goes back to staring*

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:42 am**

<a href="http://www.neocolours.me.uk/viewclrs.ph ... 0%5D=">All poses.</a>

Well, it made me laugh.

This pose in particular.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:43 am**

Reminds me of a non-shedding type dog that hasn't been groomed for months upon months ... upon months. And was ugly to begin with. Really, really ugly. No, just no. All levels of no. The concept, the colour, the anatomy, the proportions. No. Giggle-worthy ugly, deny its existence and just hope the lab ray never gets a snarky sense of humour when zapping a gnorbu, no. No. Ack.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:51 am**

PharaonicQuiche wrote:Reminds me of a non-shedding type dog that hasn't been groomed for months upon months ... upon months. And was ugly to begin with. Really, really ugly. No, just no. All levels of no. The concept, the colour, the anatomy, the proportions. No. Giggle-worthy ugly, deny its existence and just hope the lab ray never gets a snarky sense of humour when zapping a gnorbu, no. No. Ack.

You do realize that knocking on wood would be beneficial right now. The rules of lab-ettiquet demand that the lab ray now turn any of your pets into a tyrannian gnorbu...even if it wasn't a gnorbu to begin with. Your ray will glitch and change your lab rat's species to gnorbu, but instead of one of the default colors it will turn into this.

Just so you know so you don't scream and wake me from my drug induced slumber.

Posted: **10 May 2006 06:55 am**

I'm sort of at a loss here, torn between a few responses.

A) HAHAHAHA FURRY.
B) AHHHHHHH!! FURRY!
C) ....no.
D) ....what?

Seriously. I am le confused.

Posted: **10 May 2006 07:14 am**

You do realize that knocking on wood would be beneficial right now. The rules of lab-ettiquet demand that the lab ray now turn any of your pets into a tyrannian gnorbu...even if it wasn't a gnorbu to begin with. Your ray will glitch and change your lab rat's species to gnorbu, but instead of one of the default colors it will turn into this. Smile Just so you know so you don't scream and wake me from my drug induced slumber.

... Indeed. I'll be sure to keep the volume down on my long wail when one of my lab pets goes all Tyrannian Gnorbu. Luckily, it hasn't been released yet, right? There's bound to be a few days left before I have to start dreading that inevitable lab zap. Luckily, I have no gnorbu pets at the moment so I think that lowers the odds. A litttttle bit, anyway.

Posted: **10 May 2006 07:18 am**

I have a suspicion that it would actually be neat, if it wasn't for the huge mane.

Of course, since that's my basic gripe about the Gnorbu in general, that might not mean much.

Posted: **10 May 2006 07:32 am**

PharaonicQuiche wrote:
You do realize that knocking on wood would be beneficial right now. The rules of lab-ettiquet demand that the lab ray now turn any of your pets into a tyrannian gnorbu...even if it wasn't a gnorbu to begin with. Your ray will glitch and change your lab rat's species to gnorbu, but instead of one of the default colors it will turn into this. Smile Just so you know so you don't scream and wake me from my drug induced slumber.
... Indeed. I'll be sure to keep the volume down on my long wail when one of my lab pets goes all Tyrannian Gnorbu. Luckily, it hasn't been released yet, right? There's bound to be a few days left before I have to start dreading that inevitable lab zap. Luckily, I have no gnorbu pets at the moment so I think that lowers the odds. A litttttle bit, anyway.

Then it will become this pet and be a broken image until the pet is released or until TNT fixes it and turns it into something nicer.

Which aside from the fact that none of your lab pets are gnorbus is the only way to fend off the horrible shaggy beast.

Posted: **10 May 2006 08:08 am**

Ack, horrible! And I don't even dislike Gnorbus! The colours of mane and body clash horribly to my eyes, and the outsided head is just ugly. It looks like art from a completely different site, too.

Posted: **10 May 2006 09:02 am**

I think its adorable.

Posted: **10 May 2006 09:09 am**

It's kinda cute... but it looks more like a dog than anything. Doesn't really strike me as a Tyrannian Gnorbu.

3/10.