Dinosaurs With Guns
Dinosaurs With Guns
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This is possibly the best news I've heard all day. It's just...wonderful. The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.
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That is the greatest thing I think I have ever heard. I mean, on the surface, it does sound pretty stupid. BUT, if they do this right (and that will not be easy to do), I think this could seriously be a great movie experience.
Plus, the idea of seeing a pack of armed raptors seeking revenge for their JP1 counterparts makes me giggle.
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That is the greatest thing I think I have ever heard. I mean, on the surface, it does sound pretty stupid. BUT, if they do this right (and that will not be easy to do), I think this could seriously be a great movie experience.
Plus, the idea of seeing a pack of armed raptors seeking revenge for their JP1 counterparts makes me giggle.
...Well, there you go. Also: WTF?!dandelions wrote: The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.
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At least the "killer dolphins" probably aren't real. If there were smart dinos capable of actually holding and shooting a gun, though, I've no doubt they'd all be conscripted!dandelions wrote:This is possibly the best news I've heard all day. It's just...wonderful. The best part is that if there were dinosaurs, given the <a href='http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 0.html'>US govt's track record</a> it probably would actually happen.
This movie is going to be so bad (that's actually a good thing). I can't wait.
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I'm going to stand up and say "No! That sucks!" Sorry, but you can't take the most ridiculous idea ever, ACTUALLY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT IT, and then have it be great. Snakes on a plane, haha yeah funny, but I really don't want to ACTUALLY waste my time watching that actually flushed out in a 1-2 hour long movie. Same with dinosaurs with guns.
Nothing could ever be as good as the first one, I guess. I don't know why but they haven't managed to come even close with the sequels. But this is taking it way too far in the opposite camp direction.
So I say, steer this ship back on course! Deserted jungle island, original cast, dinos. But in a good way.
Nothing could ever be as good as the first one, I guess. I don't know why but they haven't managed to come even close with the sequels. But this is taking it way too far in the opposite camp direction.
So I say, steer this ship back on course! Deserted jungle island, original cast, dinos. But in a good way.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I also thought, "The first was a stretch, the second was completely altered, there was no third, and now all plausibility has just gone shooting from reality like it was blown from an AK47 held by a Carnotaurus." No doubt dinosaurs wielding guns is interesting, but not the kind of thing suited for Jurassic Park. Maybe a spin-off.
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the JP movies may be good in their own little niche, especially if it is the "lol dinosaurs with guns!" niche. However, they are nothing like the intelligent, thought-provoking, well-written, scientifically plausible books. The best thing about the first JP movie was it got me to read the book. ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
(I mean, c'mon, in the book, Nedry dies holding his own intestines. That is something Hollywood can't give you!)
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(I mean, c'mon, in the book, Nedry dies holding his own intestines. That is something Hollywood can't give you!)
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