Older neopets art
-
- Posts: 597
- Joined: 08 Sep 2008 02:21 am
Older neopets art
I was going through some old faerie-related Neopedia articles and am amused by the following images:
Behold! For I am entering this yonic tree thing!
Who you calling doughface, bitch??
Timewarp to neopets circa 2000.
Kougra massages mysterious lump in ground as pt. 18 Times New Roman sign watches in background.
Share your neo artistic gems if you have any, I love them
Behold! For I am entering this yonic tree thing!
Who you calling doughface, bitch??
Timewarp to neopets circa 2000.
Kougra massages mysterious lump in ground as pt. 18 Times New Roman sign watches in background.
Share your neo artistic gems if you have any, I love them
-
- Posts: 1062
- Joined: 26 Jan 2006 12:24 pm
- Gender: Female
- Location: Wishing for blog comments
- Contact:
Re: Older neopets art
I have always adored the amateurishness of this in all its dubious glory (EPILEPSY TRIGGER WARNING): http://www.neopets.com/neopets_demo.phtml
Also:
What the heck is this supposed to be?
The real goldmine for bizarre old art is the Stone Age Neopian Times, of course. There are pictures in there of creatures that not only don't exist any more, but that I've never seen anywhere else on the site-- we're not just talking angle-eared Gelerts and sideways Unis here. I don't even know what half the beasties are that are illustrated in there, and since they had a chronic tendency to use pictures completely unrelated to the articles, I probably never will.
Waiter, there's two-dimensional cheese in my soup!
The Chocolate-Coated Toffee Mynci never quite made it into the Gallery of Evil.
Apparently "customisation gone horribly wrong" was not a Viacom innovation after all.
Tonight's special is Annabel and your waitress is Lobster. Wait, that's not right...
Also:
What the heck is this supposed to be?
The real goldmine for bizarre old art is the Stone Age Neopian Times, of course. There are pictures in there of creatures that not only don't exist any more, but that I've never seen anywhere else on the site-- we're not just talking angle-eared Gelerts and sideways Unis here. I don't even know what half the beasties are that are illustrated in there, and since they had a chronic tendency to use pictures completely unrelated to the articles, I probably never will.
Waiter, there's two-dimensional cheese in my soup!
The Chocolate-Coated Toffee Mynci never quite made it into the Gallery of Evil.
Apparently "customisation gone horribly wrong" was not a Viacom innovation after all.
Tonight's special is Annabel and your waitress is Lobster. Wait, that's not right...
Last edited by Rainbow Daydreamer on 06 Feb 2010 07:25 pm, edited 2 times in total.
-
- Posts: 2793
- Joined: 19 Jan 2006 08:47 pm
- Gender: Female
- Human Avatar: 155383
- Location: Mystery Island
- Contact:
Re: Older neopets art
The top image is a gibbon of sorts with treasure (gold cups, coins, and a necklace). The lobster guy is the old Kitchen Quests npc, how I miss him
This site and this site have a bunch of old images.
You can also check out trading cards, most of the artwork for them is older then dirt.
This site and this site have a bunch of old images.
You can also check out trading cards, most of the artwork for them is older then dirt.
Wanna donate towards my drink gallery, the Golden Goblet.
-
- Posts: 597
- Joined: 08 Sep 2008 02:21 am
Re: Older neopets art
Thanks for the links, Seerow! Just to clarify, I'm not necessarily looking for the old art, but for hilariously inexplicable old art you know that "oh my god WTF" feeling you get when you see things like that completely befuddling gibbon with fries on the floor. Hahaha. (OTOH I think most of the old art is actually like that.)
LMFAO @ that promo video thing, RD! It's epic. "GAMES: Ice Caves..but that's not all... NEOPETS BATTLEDOME." *really hardcore music starts*
There is so much wrong with this picture.
Captain Arf projectile vomits off of his ship.
I'MA FIRING MY LASERS
Is there any excuse for the collapsing boneless mess that is this meerca's face?
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
When you are sleeping at night, a mysterious hand will touch you.
Timmy couldn't help but be awestruck; it was a who's who of Neopian crooks... Jo Jo the Lip, Mr. Funnyshoes, Toby Twinkles--they were all there.
The end.
LMFAO @ that promo video thing, RD! It's epic. "GAMES: Ice Caves..but that's not all... NEOPETS BATTLEDOME." *really hardcore music starts*
There is so much wrong with this picture.
Captain Arf projectile vomits off of his ship.
I'MA FIRING MY LASERS
Is there any excuse for the collapsing boneless mess that is this meerca's face?
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
When you are sleeping at night, a mysterious hand will touch you.
Timmy couldn't help but be awestruck; it was a who's who of Neopian crooks... Jo Jo the Lip, Mr. Funnyshoes, Toby Twinkles--they were all there.
The end.
Re: Older neopets art
How very twilight of them. And is that a miniature jubjub eating a grundo's ear/antenna?When you are sleeping at night, a mysterious hand will touch you.
-
- Posts: 597
- Joined: 08 Sep 2008 02:21 am
Re: Older neopets art
OMG. EDWARD IS ACTUALLY A KAU.Marah wrote:How very twilight of them.
Re: Older neopets art
Oh older then dirt neopets pet art with your gradient 'shading' <3 How I miss you and your horribleness
Stuff like this brings back fond childhood memories of summers spent in my little computer room with my best friend playing all 3 games that existed back then XD
Stuff like this brings back fond childhood memories of summers spent in my little computer room with my best friend playing all 3 games that existed back then XD
Re: Older neopets art
And there goes the tea, up my nose....Larkspurlane wrote:OMG. EDWARD IS ACTUALLY A KAU.Marah wrote:How very twilight of them.
-
- Posts: 1191
- Joined: 03 Mar 2006 12:19 am
- Gender: Female
- Location: Mars
Re: Older neopets art
Larkspurlane wrote:
The end.
I loved this.
-
- Posts: 1716
- Joined: 28 Jan 2006 10:38 am
- Human Avatar: 271433
- Location: Tennessee or Georgia, take your pick
- Contact:
Re: Older neopets art
I think it's an evil Fuzzle.Marah wrote:And is that a miniature jubjub eating a grundo's ear/antenna?
Oh, i'm enjoying these! I miss some of the old art. I miss both old-styles of the Space Faerie.
Re: Older neopets art
- Spoiler: open/close
-
- Posts: 1062
- Joined: 26 Jan 2006 12:24 pm
- Gender: Female
- Location: Wishing for blog comments
- Contact:
Re: Older neopets art
Neopia Central has a jungle in it? :S Did they cut it down at some point?
-
- Posts: 597
- Joined: 08 Sep 2008 02:21 am
Re: Older neopets art
I love that map. Omg. Digging the most completely self-evident label ever: ocean.
Do not ask what this lupe is doing. (IS THAT A TISSUE? WTF)
"Shit, Carl! Cops raided the meth lab!"
Attack of the rogue parallelogram.
The Soup Faerie cried when her friends found out about her incontinence issue.
How interesting...
Do not ask what this lupe is doing. (IS THAT A TISSUE? WTF)
"Shit, Carl! Cops raided the meth lab!"
Attack of the rogue parallelogram.
The Soup Faerie cried when her friends found out about her incontinence issue.
How interesting...
Re: Older neopets art
WOAH. I never knew the Halloween Cybunny used to be Joker (from Batman). That's pretty awesome. o___o
Oh by the way, does anyone have that huge list of new Neopets that TNT promised would be released? I think the Gnorbu and Ogrin were on there as well as some other EFFING AWESOME pets.
EDIT: Oh I found it. http://www.neopets.com/possiblepets.phtml
Oh by the way, does anyone have that huge list of new Neopets that TNT promised would be released? I think the Gnorbu and Ogrin were on there as well as some other EFFING AWESOME pets.
EDIT: Oh I found it. http://www.neopets.com/possiblepets.phtml
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests